February 2012
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somuchfunithurts: nbaoffseason: Will Ferrell announces the Hornets starting 5. “At center, 6’10, from Connecticut, where he majored in Econ but he minored in Love… EMEKA OKAFOR!” Perfect.
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January 2012
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Gag Me Facebook Status of the Day
Redacted -#1ThingIFindSexy my boyfriend’s smile :)
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New Years Resolutions
1. Drink more water - this is in part because I tend towards sweet beverages and because I don’t consume enough liquids in general. 2. Cut carbs - this is going to be a hard one, seriously. I usually start my day with a bagel, half on the way to work and the other half when I get there. I have a sandwich (wheat or whole grain bread, but still) at lunch and then often pasta dishes for...
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December 2011
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Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
So I’m seeing this new guy and unfort he’s away on a ski trip until Monday night so I’m left trying to enjoy the last few days of my vacation but it definitely feels like a countdown. As a result… Friday AM at the MOMA PM buying cake supplies and baking, gym?, hopefully meeting friends for dinner if not then drinks Saturday AM gym time PM trek to Newark for NJ Devils...
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Traintainment
First, a little boy, maybe 2, gets an absolute thrill from throwing a balled up tissue up in the air. Then, easily the highlight, a little girl (3ish)insists on a song. She’s singing a tune and her grandmother, a young one, is trying to guess the song. She starts with kids songs but the girl says No! No! No! She keeps singing the tune and then her grandma starts singing “I put my...
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funnyordie: Funny Or Die’s Billy On The Street (Premieres Tonight!) Looks like Christmas is early this year because ‘Funny Or Die’s Billy On The Street’ premieres tonight at 11e/10c on FUSE! And baby, it’s cold outside, so five people who reblog this will win a Funny Or Die hoodie! Cracking up
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“The best part of having a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down...”
– Tegan Quin  (via f0rallweknow)
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Hangover Comedy
Guy Best Friend: ugh why do you feel the need to bring your baby into the office
Guy Best Friend: and stand around my desk
Guy Best Friend: go somewhere with that shit
me: lol
me: and by shit you mean baby
(is it funny because I'm tired?)
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“This is not just another political debate. This is the defining issue of our...”
– President Obama speaking in Osawatomie, Kansas today (via barackobama)
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I really enjoy watching post wedding pre divorce episodes of the Kardashians, so that I can make snarky comments every time the relationship is mentioned. Kris: My wife… Man, it still sounds weird saying that Me: Don’t get too used to it!
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